I got Kolej Matrikulasi Labuan.
1. Bajet alim lah kau.
2. Apasal kau pakai tudung? Dandruff?
3. Weh, kau pakai tudung, dah gaya macam ustazah dah.
And I am so very really sorry if I hurt your feelings when you read my writings.
B : Ainaa, congratulations on your SPM result!
A : Nahh, it was nothing. I only got few A's only. Not straight A's
- complete with muka-minta-penampar
A : What do you get for your trial SPM?
T : I got 4A's. You?
A : I only got 8A's
T : Awesome! Straight A's will be in your grasp, man!
A : I wish - with muka-tak-boleh-blah!
R : You got interview for TESL?Situation 4 :
A : Yep!
R : Congrats!
A : Yeah. Thanks. Whatever.
Anonymous : Ahhh, nak balik! - mak kat dalam johor je
A : - dengar sambil rasa macam nak cakap : WOI, MAK KAU KAT JOHOR JE! NAK BALIK, BALIK LAH! MANGKUKS,
1. You still got your parents
2. You got what you want even though it is not exactly what you want
3. You have perfect body and everything - not handicapped, I mean
"Thank you very much. This is all from Him."
PS I am so very sorry if any of you feel aggravated, or mad, or pissed off with my recent writing! Unintended,